Monday, June 15, 2009

Key Word Search

The highest numbers of visitors who come to Yeah, But Houdini Didn't Have These Hips via keyword searches look for "athletic sex" and "baby finger sucking." The two are tied.

I'm sorry for sharing that. And sorry to all the visitors who come here only to be disappointed.

Most of the other keyword searches make sense, like, "houdini hips," "kindergarten iep," or "sarahlynn."

This post is a placeholder for the one I intended to write tonight about my improperly fitting bras. See, I shared some "slice of life stories" at church on Sunday for a group of about 35 Presbyterians, few of whom were younger than my parents. And as part of it I mentioned my blog.

Hello, fellow Presbyterians! You found me! But at least you didn't have to read about my undergarments. If only Lynn or Mary Kay blogged. Then you could be reading about NATO airmen or highland cattle rustlers. Alas! You got me, instead. And my bras.

5 comments:

Orange said...

Hey, women of all ages have bra issues. Bring 'em on!

Sarahlynn said...

But it's rather unseemly to talk about them in public, especially in mixed company!

I had a Vanity Fair bra I loved. So when the wire eventually did the inevitable and burst free of its fabric confines, I went online and ordered two more of the same size and style.

The new ones look the same but aren't working as well. They creak when I move around, which is seriously annoying. And they poke my armpits, which is even more annoying. Stupid, supportive wires.

RobMonroe said...

I had just blogged about something bra like (but obviously not bra's, I avoid writing about that.) when my blog link was published in a Presbytery Publication. I think I might have gone so far as to pull it down... I'm in a different place today and would have left it.

Hope you get to Ann's soon...

datri said...

Looking forward to a bra post! I'm still searching.....

Sarahlynn said...

Rob, I'm just too cheap! I've got a list of about a dozen things I plan to do "after I lose weight."

Datri, I suggest finding a good bra shop! It's well worth the money to get fitted every few years, in my opinion . . .

And, yes, I just contradicted myself. Sigh.