Inauguration Day

Stabilize the economy
(which really means to create huge, perpetually growing, unpoppable bubbles)
End the war in Iraq
Fix Afghanistan
Tread lightly - but firmly - with Iran
End the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
Keep tabs on North Korea
Africa. (War. famine. disease.)
Create a new health care system
Solve the mysterious equation of our educational system
And don't forget to reverse global climate change.

Then we can move on to Week 2.

Welcome, Mr. President, and good luck!