Sunday, April 22, 2007

Racy Dolls

Let me preface this story by saying that once you have a 3-year-old who can get out of her car seat's 5-point safety harness, "baby-proofing" the house is nearly futile. Mostly, we don't try, except for the door at the top of the basement stairs and access to all poisonous chemicals.

Ellie got a dollhouse from Paul's parents for Christmas. It looks like this, and she absolutely loves it.

Tonight, while straightening up before bed, I found this in the dollhouse.

It looks like Mama or Daddy Doll had high hopes for tonight! Too bad their bed is currently covered with every mattress and pillow in the entire house, and all the home's inhabitants are camped out in the master suite. This company currently includes a few Fisher-Price Little People, Dora's cousin Diego, and Glinda the Good Witch (from a road trip Happy Meal) in addition to the entire dollhouse family.

What a party!


ccw said...


Kid L once strolled through the house with a vibrator. I was just thrilled there was no company at the time.

Jessica said...


Seasonal said...

Bahahahaha!!! I love it! I am not even going to think about the fact that my two haven't found anything exciting yet to stroll around with. Hmm, wonder what that says about us? Boring!! :)

Moreena said...

Definitely sounds like you all have the happenin' house on the street. You wild St. Louis Swingers!

ccw -- you've seen that IKEA commercial, haven't you? I think angela marie posted it a few weeks back

ccw said...

moreena, we do not have an Ikea so no commercials. I just googled it and that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Thanks for the tip!

Anonymous said...

He he he....what a lovely bedtime laugh. I'm so glad she didn't cover the people in it, as I am afraid that it would have been difficult to clean up. :)

Sarahlynn said...

Rebecca, that comment could only have come from a mom!

CCW, I think I would have fallen over and died.

Seasonal, surely not!

Moreena, oh yeah, we are known to be wild here. Well, maybe our doll take care of all that for us.