"You know you want it."
This is what I heard a man saying when I answered my phone this morning. The caller turned out to be a phone banker calling for the American Association of University Women (AAUW) membership renewal drive.
(Apparently, he was talking to a coworker when I picked up the phone. Regardless, I'm betting the guy was a paid employee, rather than a volunteer, passionately devoted to the cause.)
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5 comments:
Aren't those the best!?
I called a church one day and heard something like "ugh, the phone keeps ringing!"
I pay close attention to how I answer the phone both at work and home now.
LOL!
See, I would have been totally tempted to turn that phone call x-rated just for the hope that a supervisor was listening that would have gotten him fired.
"You know you want it."
"Why yes, I do want it. Why don't you tell me all about how much I want it! Better yet, let me tell YOU how much I want it!"
Rob, that's bad! How do you not notice when you pick up the phone?! (Excepting fancy phone bank software, of course)
CCW, I know! It could hardly have been any funnier, except perhaps if he'd been calling from Planned Parenthood.
Deb, I'm totally laughing at the idea of an x-rated conversation including the phrase, "better yet!"
This is priceless! (snort)
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